Yankee Stadium by Zagat

At this “charmless shithole” situated in an “ugly neighborhood” which “neither the city nor the team cares to improve” you will find “drunken assholes” paying “strip club prices” for beer while “feigning reverence” for a “former palace of the game” whose “history” has been “renovated away.” While the home team “often wins,” the feeling of triumph “seldom lasts long” on the “long,” “buzz-killing” train ride home from the Bronx.

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